a shooting star is actually someone driving off rainbow road

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How did you know his middle name? He never tells anyone, he hates it.

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I’m ashamed of myself because I know I should be better and I have no idea how to get there.

I Don’t Know Where to Go From Here (#370: April 7, 2014) (via write2014)

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i wonder if actors ever get their scripts and are like

well this is fucking stupid


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i just fell off my bed does that count as parkour

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  • mom: don't eat the cookies yet, they just came out of the oven and are too hot
  • me: fire cannot kill a dragon

dany + getting real tired of your shit

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